Katastrophenauskunft, GmBH

"An Italian Boy's Confession"
>> >>"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".
>> >> >>The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Funachelli?"
>> >>"Yes, Father, it is."
>> >>"And who was the girl you were with?"
>> >>"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
>> >>"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as >>well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
>> >> >>"I cannot say ."
>> >>"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
>> >>"I'll never tell."
>> >>"Was it Nina Capelli?"
>> >>"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
>> >>" Was it Maria Piriano?"
>> >>"My lips are sealed."
>> >>"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
>> >>"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
>> >>The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Tommy >>Funachelli , and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You >>cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go >>and behave yourself." >> >> >>Tommy walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers,
>>"What'd you get?"
>>"4 months vacation and five good leads......." >>
From: Art R