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Svetlana!

Publicerad 2006-11-12 23:57:12 i Livsmedelsdetaljen,

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Dear Svetlana,

 


I was profoundly moved by your letter to Lothar Leder's blog. My name is Cosmo and I live in New York, U.S, where I was born some 40 odd years ago. I have also lived in Sweden, and if you want to hear more about it, I'd be happy to tell you more about my life and friends there.


 

For now, I just like to tell you about my present life. I am currently between jobs but I am financially secure due to some old school equestrian business. I also have a great deal of plans for future lucrative projects, which I would be glad to tell you more about some day.


I am very social and enjoy helping people. I especially like to be of assistance to my next door neighbour, Jeremy. In fact, I am using Jeremy's computer to write this to you. Jerry and his friends George and Elaine say hi to you! I am not particularly fond of mice. Nor of clowns. But I do enjoy opera and baseball.

I also have a lot of other friends. But I am currently not in a relationship. Some say, I have a lot of "Kavorka". Yes, you would know the meaning of that, and I'd be very much pleased to have you taken in by my Kavorka. 


Even if I have to wrap up now, please feel free to contact me again.


 

Yours, Cosmo


 

PS. I am enclosing a photograph for your information about my appearances.


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Redaktionen på Lothar Leder Schreibenfirma AG består av: Josef Fritzl, Natascha Krampus, Lothar Leder, chefredaktör, f d u-båtskapten i schweiziska flottan, o ansvarig utgivare. Pablo Morales, dansk-mexikansk före detta barföreståndare och mellanviktsboxare. Ed Scriptor, amerikansk f d Vietnamkorrespondent och sportkommentator, även duktig hårdrockstrummis. Rogert Nudel, inrikeschef och sekreterare för autistisk desinformation. Sigurd Mazarin, häcklare, reporter och korrekturläsare, ofta dagbefäl. Xibalba Ba'atan, vår religiöst bevandrade och hallucinogent intresserade korrespondent i Centralamerika. Chekkon Pepe, politisk rådgivare, hembrännare samt tidigare Europatrea i den sorbiska nationalsporten Kegeljodln. Samt ett antal frilansande skribenter, bl a den tyrolske frihetskämpen Sepp Innerkofler som får jobba här så länge han inte tjatar om att ismannen är ett fuskarbete från Kaiserliche Staatsoper i Innsbruck. Vi stöder gammal punk, nya former av rävjakt och återinförandet av all sorts prygel lite här och där. Mest där.

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