Mac Blogbaker in English
| For those of you not knowing that Swedish humpty-dumpty stupid muppet chef lingo, here's Johnny with the English translation: Rumors say that a Briton on the visit to one of the major Swedish companies was received by a secretary with the words: - "Please, take your clothes off and meet me in the whip-room!" -------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------- In the banking world took place the following: An English-speaking Monday came in to a Swedish bank to get a deposit. - "It's ok," said the official, "would you please fill in this form, and show me your leg. " Passivated by surprise over the blanket she meant, and why she wanted to see his legs (he was still over 70 years), he just stood there. The official felt nonetheless compelled to bring forward the call: - "Would you like a big tray or a small tray?". At that were all colleagues double folded, laughing behind the counter. This one's probably the best of all. -------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------- A Swedish air traffic controllers are studying at an airport in the USA then he points up in the air and say: - "Oh, look! A fish-moose!" No comment -------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------- Swedish visiting America is impressed by the car going in: - "It must be nice to have a speed controller in the car." Que? -------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------- An engineer would launch an international technical exhibition and health all welcome: - "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this technical mess!" Not funny. -------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------- Two gentlemen from the good old Göta Bank spoke of the renewed international contacts just after the name change to Gota Bank with the words: - "Dear friends, we are the same guys as before although we have lost our guy." Prick is "our guy"? What on earth? -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------- Two Swedes are in England on a business trip and the owner of the company they visited gave them to eat dinner with his family. Their 2-year old children forward began the evening to be a little petulant, with one Swede (who have seen blöjreklamen on the kid who was a bit "fussy") said: "Is he getting a little kinky? " New English loan, huh? Youll git thaet win back right away, maan. -------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------- A Swedish girl hitchhiker with an English-speaking man. She would explain that it was bärplockningstid and that this was the cause of all cars that were parked along the road. - "It's bear picking time." The man who ran looked really puzzled out. Well, bärplockningstid makes me puzzled too. -------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------- The conversation between the pilot (nationality unknown), and air traffic controllers on Sturup majdag a few years ago. Pilot: - "What are those yellow fields below us?" Controllers: - "It's probably rape fields." Pilot: - "Oh, you have fields for that in Sweden?" Pretty good or Protivorechivi.bärplockningstid -------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------- An American and an Irishman, met for the first time and then the following dialogue took place: - "You are not English are you?" - "No, I'm from Ireland." - "Yes, I thought I could tell from your R: s." Irishman looked confused and wondered enough most of the seventeen that could indicate from the look on his ass. Ass is always comical. Like bärplockningstid. --------------------------------- ---------------------------------- A buddy was at a korvkiosk in Trollhättan and waiting for their food. Potatoes Moset was over and while he was waiting for more mos would become clearly showed it up another customer. The new client proved to be Englishman. Dude turned to the English man and declared friendly: - "You must wait for the moose." Only people from Saab Town would understand that joke, not even real swedes. -------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------- Two vänninor were on a cycling holiday in Holland and a sunny afternoon was one väninnan tired and dizzy and felt she would faint. Whereupon the other went to the nearest house to ask for a glass of water: - "Please, could I have some water because my friend is swimming!" | |
