Yiu ken peey tu mi right of wey, mon
Hello mai fren.
Mi nem be Abaswanghe of Ilongwe III. Djas let me tek di las puff of dis littel groovyeeah paip. So. Back in bisnes. Nau, di feemus rockin bend Radiohead announcing toddey, u ken peey whatava u laik for dem niuw music elbem colled "In rainbows". Tis nais. Bat, sins di website radiohead.com be ovarlooad great bigtime and constantsli no connex to di sweeat soul mjuuusic, u ken olso peey for mi. N ai will, inshahalla, forword dis mani to dem en tell dem Radiohead-fellahs to sen yiu ya raitflee peed murchendise. I sweat on my motha's greev. For dis, en mebe littel extra, I ken be sendin yu di extra nais Jomeeka mushrooms for satideey nait. Pls see bellow for bank acct. OK mon? No mah drunk in disordley. See what's in dem fenci renbows up dere. And suur get leed too, if no too griddi.
OK, sliip sweat, Haile Selassie en ol!
/Abbie
Bank acct 4647-3339.5
Bank of Tubago Bay, East Jamaica
Officer of the excheckah
WEST INDIES
Posishan offar
PS: Annuncin olso want for help in me vekeschan in Decembah, waterin plants, fightin off intrudahs and littel other (killin dem roaches, tippin off di strong arm excetr). Well paid, in cash or natural 15 grms pr day in hippieornamtns box from Amsetdamn. Preferabally somebody non-smoker (or oly modest) wid ixpirings from herball products or traffic. Will ax for credentials.
