Vd: AsprinCrap.com Bonking Acknowledgement
To: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 17 Sept 2006 11:06:56 GMT
Subject: Booking Acknowledgement, complaint
Dear Sir,
We must inform you that the taxi driver in question, Mr Beinhard Anton Muessli, is no longer in service at Applecrap Taxi Services SA, Ceneva.
We also regret to inform you that Mr Muessli, 46, resident of Feichtwangen, Kanton Tobrelone, is no longer with us.
On the 19 th of March Mr Muessli passed away at Wolfgang Hinterseer Hospital for the Terminally Ill Mental Patients. Cause of death is confidential with respect to the Swiss law on protection of the reputation of deceased patients of mental-sexually transmitted diseases [SL sect 123-gg-01E] .
Mr Muessli will be mourned by his hamster and its two children.
We must also apologize for the inconvenience Mr Muessli caused you during his trial-leave from the W. Hinterseer Hospital just mentioned.
Please feel free to contact us again, should you ever need a taxi ride in or near Geneva.
Siegfried Willensthüpfler, Ph D.
General Brand manager,
Taxi SS -Genf.
"We take you all around the alps"
La mauvaise du coteaux cromagnon
Le Chardonnay
St-Peter-le-Fagôt,
14543
Schwyz
Tel 0 (041) 22 7566 646 32 5
Booking Ref: 2565