In response to your letter of November 8th
Dear Mrs Gert,
Not fully comprehending the meaning of your letter, I will try to answer as best I can. I must however first give you my dearest complements on your hindi.
But what do you mean by "are you not clean"?
The Indian Jammu-Kashmir Peace-Keeping Forces do not and will not engage in the extermination of rodents such as "flying rats" which you mention in your text.
Pssssht: Is that perhaps a codeword for something pakistani? You are very cunning!
The Border Security Forces however, have been informed and will start launching the classified operation "Kill the mockingbirds" tomorrow att 0500 hours, local time.
The Jammu-Kashmir Peace-Keeping Forces cannot - I am afraid - send you two hundred heads of pigeons.
Please refer this matter to officer of ethic rodent cleansing, New Delhi.
Best of luck with your work, comrade! Heaven awaits for those that aim high.
Samwadhip Gaylord
First commander of Flight control,
Indian cavalry,
Srinagar, Kashmir, INDIA.
Not fully comprehending the meaning of your letter, I will try to answer as best I can. I must however first give you my dearest complements on your hindi.
But what do you mean by "are you not clean"?
The Indian Jammu-Kashmir Peace-Keeping Forces do not and will not engage in the extermination of rodents such as "flying rats" which you mention in your text.
Pssssht: Is that perhaps a codeword for something pakistani? You are very cunning!
The Border Security Forces however, have been informed and will start launching the classified operation "Kill the mockingbirds" tomorrow att 0500 hours, local time.
The Jammu-Kashmir Peace-Keeping Forces cannot - I am afraid - send you two hundred heads of pigeons.
Please refer this matter to officer of ethic rodent cleansing, New Delhi.
Best of luck with your work, comrade! Heaven awaits for those that aim high.
Samwadhip Gaylord
First commander of Flight control,
Indian cavalry,
Srinagar, Kashmir, INDIA.
