Armed, foul-smelling and dangerous!!!
Beware of this man. It is Bento Shisham Tutsi (aka Bento Box, Bentino Mussulini, Benito Bengtson or Betty Borrelia), of Transvaal, South Africa. He is our chief suspect in the current investigation of the brutal slaughter of an African prince in the Harbour of Maputo, Mocambique, a fortnight ago.
Please take extreme caution. Bento might be armed and is known to be very dangerous. This man, who is famed for his bodily odour reeking like the carcass of some exotic animal, was last seen at the night of the murder. Then he was reported to be heading for the docks on a Segway, carrying a sack most possibly containing a number of unidentified serpents and venomous spiders.
Please report any sightings of Bento to MOSSAD, Maputo Office of South Samwelli district Attorney's Detectives, Mocambique.
Pho no 00258 1 213 22 56, extension 35, speak to Rasalinghe Lilidingwah.
If he not there, please ask for Head nurse Benny Bokassa. Or send e-mail
