Mon, is you de KKK or wot?
I be back from di holidey on di beeech wi di naiisss an bigg wimmmin. Rasta! Bat anu, mon, no hev moni for di niu yer parti. I figur wotodo? Bat I bin ovarstand sweeedish werd mörka! You say "darken" ebout Afrikaaah! Ya di Kukukuk-peerson similar to di staffanstallderang? If me got recis frend, he no mor me fren. Killm farnattin like dis. Tellen ya dat.
So, nau, Haile Selassie, Bob Marley, General Bokassa and di littel african gluesniffin devilzs gonna send you big cock infectious dezeeese! Will mek woody voodo and teakvodo0 on yo, brova!
Nau, if ya won keep heelth, I mek sure nattin heppen. BAt in kees, betta send me de moni litegejshon. Will give fo childrin needing.
OK? And no tell me alive, special no for wife. Legalise!

Best regards Abaswange
Till ursprungsartikeln som vi tror att Abbie menar